Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho….
…. Toh itihaas banaati hai !
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !
Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !
Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !
Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !
Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !
Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,
Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,
Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye !!
Raatein gumnaam hoti hai,
Din kisike naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarah jeete hai,
Ki har lamha doston ke naam hota hai !
Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon,
Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,
Hai meri dosti mein itna dum,
Apni aankh ka aansoon teri aankh se gira sakta hoon !!
Aye dost teri dosti uss ghadi tadpaayegi,
Jab zindagi kahegi alvida, Aur maut bhi naa aayegi ! …
khaali haat aap aaye the huzoor
ReplyDeletekhaali haat aap jaayenge zaroor
hamein sms na kar ke
kitne chillar bachayenge huzoor
Gud relation doesnt need promises
any terms or conditions
it jus needs 2 wonderful ppl
one kool like me
n one chweeeeeeeeeet like u
Life in touch n go
sum ppl will b there only 4 sumtym
sum wil go away, but
ppl who find u special will always find ways to stay!
thanx for staying in my lyf!
Kabhi dost kehte ho
kabhi dua dete ho
kabhi bewaqt neend se jaga dete ho
par jab bhi sms karte ho
khuda kasam..saare gham bhula dete ho
Dosti Shayari submitted by :- pratham
dil ne kiya majbur kuch is tarah ke
ReplyDeletekhwabon mein bhi tum aane lage
raat toh kaate nahi kat ti thi aur ab toh
dharkanon mein bhi tum samane lage
dost hazar nahi sirf ek chahiye
dukh sukh mein de saath woh yaar chahiye
hum kisi ko bhulate nahi
lekin jo hamein yaad rakkhe woh yaar chahiye
chaand hasta hai
chaandni muskurati hai
aap hamein yaad kare na kare
hamein aapki yaad aati hai
dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahin jaata
dil mein lagi aag ko bhulaya nahin jaata
kitni bhi doori ho dosti mein
aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahin jaata...
Dosti Shayari submitted by :- pratham
bewajah kisiko sataya nahi karte
hadh se bhi zyada kisiko tarpaya nahi karte
jin ki saans chalti ho aapke sms se
unhe apne sms ke liye rulaya nahi karte
Pyari Subah Teri,Shaam Meri Ho
Din tera,Raat Meri Ho
Hasi Teri,Udasi Meri Ho
Jab Maut aaye to yaar sirf ...
Kabar teri aur usme lash meri ho.
mehak dosti ki ishq say kam nahi hoti
ReplyDeleteishq pe zindagi khatam nahi hoti
sat agar ho zindagi mein doston ka
too zindagi jannat say kam nahin hoti
Dosti Shayari submitted by :- deepraj
Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!
Dosti ka hotodolafz
Mano to bandagi
Sochoto gehra sagar
Dobo to zindagi
Karo to asan
Nibaho to mushkal
Bikhray to sara zamana
Simtay to
simtay to sirf " TUM "
mehak dosti ki ishq se kam nahi hoti,
ishq pe zindagi khatam nahi hoti,
saath zindagi main agar ho dost ka;
to zindagi jannat se kam nahi hoti!!!!
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Ab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!
Dosti Shayari submitted by :- amit
Dosti se kimti koi jagir nahin hoti,
dosti se khubsurat koi tasveer nahin hoti,
dosti un to ek kaccha dhaaga lagta hai,
magar is dhaage se majboot koi zanzeer nahin hoti
teri khushi se hi nahin gum se bhi rishta hai mera,
ReplyDeleteyeh jo teri jindagi hai wo ek hissa hai mera,
ab aur kya bolu tujhse ae dost,
tujhse lafzon ka nahin rooh ka rishta hai mera.
Dost gunah hai to hone na dena
dosti khuda hai to khone na dena
karte ho dosti jab kisi se to
kabhi us dost ko rone na dena '
DUNIYA MEIN BAHUT GAM MILEGE,
SACH MANNO ACCHE DOST BAHUT KAM MILEGE,
JIS MOD PE SAB CHOD DEGE SAATH TUMARA,
DOST USI MOD PE KHADE HUM MILEGE. Dil ki galiyon mai koi gam na ho,
Hamari yeh dosti kabhi kam na ho
Bas yahi dua ki tum khush raho
Kya pata hum agar kal ho na ho
Dosti Shayari submitted by :- pratham
Aik hassi jo hasa de
Aik ansoo jo rula de
Aik aarzoo jo jaga de
Aik chahat jo samjha de
Her aahat jo jaan le
Uss rishtay ka naam hai
***** DOSTI*****
Aik din bahroon k phool murjha jayeenge jab bhule se kabhi hum yaad aayeenge
ahsas hoga tumhein humari dosti ka jab duur bahat duur hum tum se chale jayeenge
Asman ko neend aye to sulao kaha, dharti ko moot aye to dafnao kaha, sagar
main leher uthe to chupao kaha, ap jese dost ki yaad aye to jao kaha.
Dosti Shayari submitted by :- sujal
sochne Ki Tumhe Kia Zaroorat Hai , Pukara Hai Jo Naam Tumhara , Pukarne Wala Koi
Gair Nahin Ek Pyara Sa Anjana Sa Dost Hai Tumhara
khud par bharosa hai to khuda tere saath hai,
ReplyDeleteapnon par bharosa hai to har dua tere saath hai,
zindagi se kabhi mat harna mere dost,
jab tak tera yeh dost tere saath hai.
har kadam pe saath nibhaya jin doston ne aaj unko tahe dil se salaam karte hai,
yun to puri umar bhi kam hai dosti ke liye, filhaal aaj ka din doston ke naam karte hai
ummid aisi ho jo jeene ko majbur karde, rah aisi ho jo chalne ko majbur karde
mahak kabhi kam na ho apni dosti ki, yaari aisi ho jo milne ko majbur karde!!!
hum dosti ko pura nibhana jante hain, zakham tumhare kitne bhi gehre hon... hum dava jaante hain,
hume bhulne ki koshish mat karna dost, hum gala dabana bhi jante hain!!!!
Dosti Shayari submitted by :- amit
Saato aasmano ki sair hum kar aaye,
har ek tare se dosti kar aaye,
ek tara khas tha jise hum saath le aaye,
varna aap hi sochiye,
aap is jamin pe kaise aaye!
ek din muskurahat ne poocha mujhse,
humne roz roz kyun bulate ho,
Meine kaha mein yaad to apne dost ko karta hun,
Tum to saath me khud hi chale aate ho.
Hamare pyare member
ReplyDeleteTARUNESH CHIKATE
ne beje hue pyare pyare hindi aur
english sms and jokes
Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega
zaroori nahi ki doston mein baat hoti rahe
zaroori nahi ki doston mein mulakaat hoti rahe
zaroori hai to bas ki dost jahaan bhi rahe
use hamari yaad aati rahe
Jhukin nazaron say ikrar matt karna,
Nazarain uthakar inkar matt karna,
Raat bharr tadapte ho kissi ki yaadoan main,
Aur humse kehte ho kissi se pyar matt karna..
Yaad bankar hum hamesha aapke dill main aate rahenge,
Yuhi waqt bewaqt tadhpate rahenge,
Dua karo ke umar chotti ho hamari,
Varna zindagi bhar hum aapko aiise hi satate rahenge.
Ek baat… jo kehte kehte chuppa li jaye..
Ek yaad… jo seene se laga li jaye…
Jante ho shayri kuch u hi hoti hai dostoon..
Ke ik dil ki aawaz chand se lafjo main chuppa li jaye.
Ek hi nazar me aap hamare MEHMAN ban gaye,
Do baate kya ki sara jahan ban gaye,
Pas rehkar bhi log humare ban na sake,
Dur rehkar aap hamari Jaan ban gaye.
Aankon me rahne walon ko yaad nahi karte,
Dil me rahne walon ki baat nahi karte,
Hamari to ruuh me bas gaye ho aap,
Tabhi to milne ki fariyad nahi karte,
Dil ka rishta hai humara
Dil ke kone main hai naam tumhara
Har yaad main hai chehra tumhara
Zinadgi bhar dost bankar main rahoonga tumhara
5 Lovable words :-
” I am alone without u”
4 Pleasant words :-
” I care 4 u”
3 Sweet words :-
” I like u”
2 Special words :-
” Miss U ”
1 Important words :-
” you”
Hatho me hoti hai lakire hazar,
Kisi mein gum to kisi mein khushiyo ki bahar,
Bahut shidat sai dhoondta hun us lakir ko mai,
Jisme khuda ne likha ho tumhara pyar.
You r my sweet SONA,
ReplyDeleteI don’t want u KHONA,
I want a place in your heart’s KONA,
Otherwise i will start RONA,
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
Subh ka har pal Zindagi de aapko,
Din ka har Lamha Khushi de aapko,
Jahan gum ki hawa chu ke bhi na gujare,
Khuda woh Jannat si Zamin de Aapko.
Guds Mrng
Suraj ki pahli kiran
Khushi de apko,
Dusri kiran hasi de
Tisri tandurasti
Chouthi kamyabi
Bas kafi ho gaya.
Ab garmi lagegi?!!
..Gud mrng
Morning is God’s way of saying:
“One more time! Live life.
Make a difference.
Touch 1 heart.
Encourage 1 mind.
Inspire 1 soul…”
Gud Morg…
A cup of hot hello’s,
A plate of crispy wishes,
A spoon of sweet smiles & A slice of great success.
Hope this breakfast makes ur day lovely…!Gud Mrng..!
Gulsan me bhanwron ka fera ho gya,
Purav me suraj ka dera ho gya.
Muskan ke saath aankhe khol pyaare,
Ek baar fir se svera ho gya.
G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams cum true
R-rise$shine
N-new frnds
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-GOODDAY 4 U!
Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again.
Look Outside
It’s So Pleasent !
Sun Smiling For You !
Trees Dancing For You
Wind Singing For You !
Because,
I have told them all To Wish You..
Good Morning…
A
Aitbaar
B
Bharosa
C
Chahat
D
Dosti
E
Enayat
F
Faisla
G
Gham
H
Hamdam
I
Intezaar
J
Justuju
K
Khayal
L
Lamhye
M
Mohabat
N
Narazgi
O
Omeed
P
Piyar
Q
qismat
R
rishtye
S
samjhota
T
tamanna
U
udasiyan
V
virasat
W
wada
X
xcuse
Y
Yaden
Z
Zindagi
Zindagi in hi namon ka 1 naam hai,
Yehi hai zindagi,
SO enjoy karo or karte raho,
Good Morning.
Simple Bye makes us cry,
ReplyDeleteSimple joke makes us Laugh,
Simple care makes us fall in Luv,
Simple Touch makes us feel better,
But I hope my simple MSG makes U smile!
YOU look Sweet when You read my SMS,
Sweeter when You read n Smile…
But You look Sweetest when You read,
Smile n Reply.. )
So try 2 look Sweetest always.
Durr kahin wadi main rahta hai woh!
Har lamha khayal main rahta hai woh!
Kaisa hai woh kis haal main hai woh!
Dil ke har sawal main rahta hai woh!
Chahane se har baat nahi hoti,
Thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti…..
Jinhe hum jaan se jyada chahte hai,
Unse har roz mulakat nahi hoti…..
Sun 28 Sep 2008
Sweet Hindi SMS
Posted by Rahul under Hindi SMS , Sweet SMS
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Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,
Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.
Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab hum sath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega
Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston ke liye haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai to kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !
Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !
Dosti ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,
Dosti ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,
Dosti ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,
Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye !!
Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon,
Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,
Hai meri dosti mein itna dum,
Apni aankh ka aansoon teri aankh se gira sakta hoon !!
Aye dost teri dosti uss ghadi tadpaayegi,
Jab zindagi kahegi alvida, Aur maut bhi naa aayegi ! �
kaun kehta hai ishq me bas ikraar hota hai
kaun kehta hai ishq me bas inkaar hota hai
tanhai ko tum bebasi ka naam na do
kyunki ishq ka doosra naam hi intezar hota hai
dete ho kyun ye dard bus humi ko
kya samjhoge tum in ankho ki nami ko
yun to honge lakho deewane is chand kay
chand kya mehsus karega ek tare ki kami ko
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai
Mohabbat ki bastee me apka swagat hai
ReplyDeleteYahan khushio ka ehsas he
Aur mehbooob k deedar ki pias he
Yahan ghamon ki shaam he
Jis me shair humkalam he
Yahan apne b he begane b he
Yahan jaan k nazrane b he
yahan mehboob hi shams-o-qamar he
Par mehboob aksar bekhabar he
Yahan sahir lotere b mohjood he
Jo sire se zlim wjood he
Yahan mehboob k deewane b he
Jo us k parwane b he
Yahan raqeeb b he
Jo mehboob k qareeb b he
Yahan Kazibo ki manmani b he
Aur ansoo ki mala sohani b he
Bs ae mere dost qisa mukhtsar
Mohabbat ki is baste me na koi apni marzi se ata he
aur na koi apni marze se jaata he
Is me na koi mazhab ki hadd he
Aur na hi umar ki qed he
Composed by dream fairy
Ayesha Arshad
Mail id:ayesha_arshad58@yahoo.com
Fri 15 Jan 2010
Kuch Din Pehle..
Posted by Rahul under Ishq Vishq Shayari , Love Shayari , Romantic SMS
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Kuch Din Pehle Mohabbat Ko Mohabbat Samjha Hum Ne..
Muhabbat Hui Mohabbat Ko Apna Samjha Hum Ne..
Mohabbat Main Is Qadar Madhosh Ho Gaye..
Is Ki Bewafai Ko Wafa Samjha Hum Ne..
Zakham Is Qadar Mohabbat Ne Diye..
In Zakhmo Ko Phool Samjha Hum Ne..
Mohabbat Ki Chikh O Pukaar Is Qadar Thi..
Ass Pass Ke Logo Ki Roone Ko Asna Samjha Hum Ne..
Mohabbat Ki Shidat Main Aankhen Iskadar Chandiya Gaye..
Har Chamakti Hui Chiz Ko Sona Samjha Hum Ne..
Dewaana Is Qadar Mohabbat Ne Bannaya Humko..
Apno Ko Begana Aur Un Ko Apna Samjha Hum Ne..
Mohabbat Ki Yaadein Dil Par Kuch Yon Naksh Kar Gaye..
Bhulane Ki Khoshish Main Khod Ko Hi Bhula Diya Hum Ne..
WRITEN BY DHADKAN
PRESENTED BY PANKAJ
DELHI
Bewafa se wafa kar baithe,
ReplyDeleteApni hi wafa par daag laga baithe,
Zamana toh kehta raha,
Ishq na karna,
Par hum apni wafa ko,
Bewafai ka naam de baithe,
Wafa ki har kasam nibathe rahe,
Par bewafai ki har kasam thod baithe,
Ab log hamari wafa par hasa karte hai,
Humne jo wafa nibayi,
Us par shak kiya karte hai,
Zindagi ka har panna,
Hamari tanhayee ka hisaab detha hai,
Humne jo khwaab dekhe thae,
Unki bhi keemat kehtha hai,
Hamari wafa par,
Mehfilo mein log hasa karte hai,
Humne jo gum dekhe hai,
Unhe us bewafai ki keemat bathathe hai,
Na jaane log bewafai kar kaise jeethe hai,
Hum toh wafa karke bhi,
Har saas ek nayi maut marte hai
Pehle main chain se soya karta tha,
ReplyDeleteAb raaton ko karwatein badalne laga hoon
Pehle main sabse bohat baatein kiya karta tha,
Ab chup chaap rehne laga hoon.
Pehle main mehfilon main raha karta tha,
Ab akela rehne laga hoon.
Us se mulaqaat hone ke baad,
Jaane kyun aapke ke baare main hi sochne laga hoon.
Zindagi ke safar main akele chalte chalte achanak,
Aapke ke saath chalne ki khuwahish karne laga hoon
Bhale hi aap mujh se door hai par,
Har gharri aap ki aahat mehsoos karne laga hoon.
Pehle main pyaar ki baatein bilkul nahi samajhta tha,
Par ab woh sab samjhne laga hoon.
Main apni khud ki haalat pe hairaan hoon,
Main aisa kyun hone laga hoon?
Mujhe aisa lagta hai keeeeeeee..
Shaayad main aap se pyaar karne laga hoon..
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
ReplyDeleteApne dost ko kya uphar du,
Koi acha sa phool hota to mali se mangwate,
Jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…
Rab ne jab tujhe banaya hoga
Ek surur uske dil mein aya hoga,
Sochta hoga kya doonga tohfe mein tujhe,
Tab usne mujhe banaya hoga.
Kaash ham SMS hote,
Ek click mein tumhare paas hote,
Bhale tum hame delete kar dete,
Par kuch pal ke liye ham tumhara ehsas to hote…!
Tanhaion me unko hi yaad karte hain,
Wo salamt rahe yahi fariyad karte hai,
Ham unke hi mohabbt ka intzar karte hai,
Unko kya pata hum unse kitna pyaar karte hai.
Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe,
Humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho,
Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain
Tum kyon chale aate ho.
Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
Kahin koi zakhm nai phir bhi kyun dard ka ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aaj bhi uske paas hai
Kismat par aitbar kisko hai,
Mil jaye khushi inkaar kisko hai,
Kuch majburian hain mere dost,
Warna judai se pyaar kisko hai
Kal mila waqt to zulfein teri suljha doonga,
Aaaj uljha hoon zara waqt ko sulajhane mein,
Yun to sulajh jatee hain uljhi zulfein,
Umar kat jati hai waqt ko sulajhane mein.
Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaye
Darte hai khwab se kahin toot na jaye
Lekin sabse ziyada darte hai aapse
Kahin aap hume bhool na jaye
Ab mohabbat ki wakalt nahin ki ja sakti
ReplyDeleteSheher bhar say to adawat nahin ki ja sakti
Mera chehra meri aankhen hn salamat ab bhi
Kon kehta hey key wazahat nahin ki ja sakti
Baat yeh hey key koi toot key chahey to sahe
Har kisi say to mohabbat nahin ki ja sakti
Ankh kehti hey kahin aur chalen jaen hum
Dil yeh kehta hey ky hijrat nahin ki ja sakti
Loh-e-dil pay yeh tehrer likhi hey SAQI
Ishq walon ko nasehat nahin ki ja sakti
THANKS
Kabhi Pyaar Dekhna Ho To Meri aankhon Mein Dekhna,
ReplyDeleteKabhi Izhaar Dekhna Ho To Mere Honto Par Dekhna,
Agar Meri Khubsurat Duniya Dekhni Ho to Aaina Dekhna.
Mere Sapno Mein Ek Pyara Sa Dost Aata Hai,
Uske Saath Gujra Har Wo Pal Yaad Aata Hai,
Dil Karta Hai Yeh Lamha Yahi Ruk Jaye,
Kyun Woh Sapna Subah Hote Hi Toot Jata Hai.
Bina Dard Ke Aansu Bhaye Nahi Jate,
Bina Pyaar Ke Rishte Nibhaye Nahi Jate,
Zindagi Me 1 baat Yaad Rakhna Mere Dost,
Kisi ko Rulakar Apne Sapne Sajaye Nahi Jate.
Jub Woh Mera Naam Apne Haathon Ki,
Lakeeron Main Talash Kar Ke Thak Gaya,
Toh Dheere Se Sir Jukaya Or
Muskara Ke Kaha
” Lakeere Jooth Bolti Hai ”
Haan, maine bhi pyaar kiya hai
ReplyDeleteDil tujhko hee yaar diya hai.
kyun aisa kaam kiya hai?
Maine khud ko badnaam kiya hai.
Yahi hoti hai sachayii
dil de dete hai kisi ko bhi bhai.
sochte samkhte kuch bhi nahi,
kar dete hai do khata, jo theek kar sakte nahi.
`
ReplyDeleteTumhe Daikh Kr Ye Nigah Jhuk Jay Gi
Khamoshi Ab Hr Bat Keh Jay Gi
Parh Lena In Ankhon Mei Apni Mohobat Ko
Teri Kasam Saari Kaynaat Wahin Ruk Jay Gi.
`
Tere naam ko honto pe sajaya he mene.
tere ruh ko apne dil me basaya he mene.
dunya tumhen dhondte dhondte ho jaye gi pagal.
dil ke aise kone me chupaya he mene.
`
MØHÅßßÅT kìa haì…?
Urdu ne kaha: bewafao ka khel hy.
Maths ne kaha: khushì+gham.
ìslamìyat ne kaha: 1 ìbadat hy.
Geography ne kaha: dìlon kì sarhaden open krne ka nam hy.
Scìence ne kaha: 2 dilon k darmìyan kashìsh hy.
Hìstory ne kaha: taj mahal ka dosra nam hy.
Or aap kìa kehte ho…?
`
Dil ki basti ko wairana na banay rakhna.
Kuch na ho to yadon ko sajay rakhna
Mulakaton ka na sahe.
Hum say jaisy b ho koi rishta banay rakhna…
`
Teri hasraton k aseer ho gaye,
Hum to buss ghamon ki tasweer ho gaye,
kal hum mohabbatain baanta kartey thy FARAZ ,,,,,,
Aaj teri mohabbat k faqeer ho gaye.
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Teri yaad mein deeWane hoke hum chale..
Duniya ko bhool masTaane hoke hum chale..
Tu kya jaane is dil ka haAl kya hai..
Hum kya The aur kya hoke hum chale..
Tum ne sambhaala To beDarr hoke hum chale..
Zameen ki dhool se zinDagi banke hum chale..
Deewanepan ki had na poochiye jaNaab..
Tere ishq mein badNaam hoke hum chale.
Achanak ek anjana apna sa lagne lage,
ReplyDeleteDil unke khayalo me khone lage.
Dil -o- dimaag me ajab sa khumar sa chane lage
Dur hote huwe pass hone ka mehsus hone lage
Har jagah phool hi phool khilne lage
Path jhad me bahar dikhai dene lage
Halki si kassak dil me jagne lage
Kuch kahe bina ,sune bina laab muskurane lage
Har pal unke pass hone ki tamman jagne lage
Na din ka pata na raat ka pata chale
Jaan yahi to pyar hai, yahi pyar hai…
Haa yahi hai pyar, yahi hai pyar…
Mohabbat ki bastee me apka swagat hai
ReplyDeleteYahan khushio ka ehsas he
Aur mehbooob k deedar ki pias he
Yahan ghamon ki shaam he
Jis me shair humkalam he
Yahan apne b he begane b he
Yahan jaan k nazrane b he
yahan mehboob hi shams-o-qamar he
Par mehboob aksar bekhabar he
Yahan sahir lotere b mohjood he
Jo sire se zlim wjood he
Yahan mehboob k deewane b he
Jo us k parwane b he
Yahan raqeeb b he
Jo mehboob k qareeb b he
Yahan Kazibo ki manmani b he
Aur ansoo ki mala sohani b he
Bs ae mere dost qisa mukhtsar
Mohabbat ki is baste me na koi apni marzi se ata he
aur na koi apni marze se jaata he
Is me na koi mazhab ki hadd he
Aur na hi umar ki qed he
Kabhi hasa deta hai, kabhi rula deta hai
ReplyDeleteAsia hota hai pyar
Kabhi milwa deta hai, kabi bichadwa deta hai
Asia hota hai pyar
Sagar par hai Lehro Jaisa, Dhoop jalta sona jaisa
Aisa hota hia pyar
Ek jhalak ke intjaar ke baad, Hazzron aansu bahana
Asia hota hai pyar…
Tumse Kitni Mohabbat Hai Ye Me Bata Nahi Sakti,
ReplyDeleteApni Zindai Me Tumhari Ahemiyat Jata Nahi Sakti,
Meri Zindagi Ka Har Lamha Tumhi Se Shuru Hota Hai,
Tumse Duur Reh Ke Ek Pal Bhi Akele Bita Nahi Sakti,
Mumkin Hai Me Khud Ko Bhool Jaau Par
Tujhe Bhoolne Ki Khata Me Kar Nahi Sakti,
Tum Mere Dil Me Hi Nahi Mere Rom-Rom Me Base Ho,
Tumse Bichad Ke Me Ye Zindagi Jee Nahi Sakti,
Yekeen Nahi Hota Ki Tum Chahte Nahi Hume
Apne Dard Ko Apni Zubaan Se Bayan Kar Nahi Sakti,
Aaj Vaada Hai Mere Dil Se Ae Mere Sanam
Tumhare Siva Me Kisi Aur Ko Chah Nahi Sakti
Tum Zindagi Ho Meri Tumhare Bina Mera Dil Dhadak Nahi Sakta,
Saath Tumhare Mein Hamesha Rahugi Itna Samajh Lo,
Jo Tum Saath Nahi To Ye Jannat Bhi Jee Nahi Sakti…
Kuch Din Pehle Mohabbat Ko Mohabbat Samjha Hum Ne..
ReplyDeleteMuhabbat Hui Mohabbat Ko Apna Samjha Hum Ne..
Mohabbat Main Is Qadar Madhosh Ho Gaye..
Is Ki Bewafai Ko Wafa Samjha Hum Ne..
Zakham Is Qadar Mohabbat Ne Diye..
In Zakhmo Ko Phool Samjha Hum Ne..
Mohabbat Ki Chikh O Pukaar Is Qadar Thi..
Ass Pass Ke Logo Ki Roone Ko Asna Samjha Hum Ne..
Mohabbat Ki Shidat Main Aankhen Iskadar Chandiya Gaye..
Har Chamakti Hui Chiz Ko Sona Samjha Hum Ne..
Dewaana Is Qadar Mohabbat Ne Bannaya Humko..
Apno Ko Begana Aur Un Ko Apna Samjha Hum Ne..
Mohabbat Ki Yaadein Dil Par Kuch Yon Naksh Kar Gaye..
Bhulane Ki Khoshish Main Khod Ko Hi Bhula Diya Hum Ne.
Kuch Din Pehle Mohabbat Ko Mohabbat Samjha Hum Ne..
ReplyDeleteMuhabbat Hui Mohabbat Ko Apna Samjha Hum Ne..
Mohabbat Main Is Qadar Madhosh Ho Gaye..
Is Ki Bewafai Ko Wafa Samjha Hum Ne..
Zakham Is Qadar Mohabbat Ne Diye..
In Zakhmo Ko Phool Samjha Hum Ne..
Mohabbat Ki Chikh O Pukaar Is Qadar Thi..
Ass Pass Ke Logo Ki Roone Ko Asna Samjha Hum Ne..
Mohabbat Ki Shidat Main Aankhen Iskadar Chandiya Gaye..
Har Chamakti Hui Chiz Ko Sona Samjha Hum Ne..
Dewaana Is Qadar Mohabbat Ne Bannaya Humko..
Apno Ko Begana Aur Un Ko Apna Samjha Hum Ne..
Mohabbat Ki Yaadein Dil Par Kuch Yon Naksh Kar Gaye..
Bhulane Ki Khoshish Main Khod Ko Hi Bhula Diya Hum Ne.
Baahon Ke Darmiyaan Do Pyaar Mil Rahe Hain
ReplyDeleteJaane Kya Bole Mann Dole Sunke Badan
Dhadkan Bani Zubaan
Baahon Ke Darmiyaan Do Pyaar Mil Rahe Hain
Jaane Kya Bole Mann Dole Sunke Badan
Dhadkan Bani Zubaan
Baahon Ke Darmiyaan
Khulte Badn Hote Labhon Ki Ye Ankahi
Mujhse Keh Rahi Hai Ki Badhne De Bekhudi
Mil Yoon Ki Daud Jaayein Nas Nas Mein Bijliyaan
Jaane Kya Bole Mann Dole Sunke Badan
Dhadkan Bani Zubaan
Baahon Ke Darmiyaan
Aasmaan Ko Bhi Ye Haseen Raaz Hai Pasand
Uljhi Uljhi Saanson Ki Aawaaz Hai Pasand
Moti Luta Rahi Hai Saawan Ki Badliyaan
Baahon Ke Darmiyaan Do Pyaar Mil Rahe Hain
Jaane Kya Bole Mann Dole Sunke Badan
Dhadkan Bani Zubaan
Baahon Ke Darmiyaan .
Pehle main chain se soya karta tha,
ReplyDeleteAb raaton ko karwatein badalne laga hoon
Pehle main sabse bohat baatein kiya karta tha,
Ab chup chaap rehne laga hoon.
Pehle main mehfilon main raha karta tha,
Ab akela rehne laga hoon.
Us se mulaqaat hone ke baad,
Jaane kyun aapke ke baare main hi sochne laga hoon.
Zindagi ke safar main akele chalte chalte achanak,
Aapke ke saath chalne ki khuwahish karne laga hoon
Bhale hi aap mujh se door hai par,
Har gharri aap ki aahat mehsoos karne laga hoon.
Pehle main pyaar ki baatein bilkul nahi samajhta tha,
Par ab woh sab samjhne laga hoon.
Main apni khud ki haalat pe hairaan hoon,
Main aisa kyun hone laga hoon?
Mujhe aisa lagta hai keeeeeeee..
Shaayad main aap se pyaar karne laga hoon..
With phone operators expected to run out of 10-digit mobile numbers soon, the Department of Telecom (DoT) is now considering an 11-digit numbering system.
ReplyDelete“With so many telecom service providers and a growing customer base, the need for new numbers and their consequent shortage will be felt soon,” a senior telecom official told reporters on Saturday.
Senior DoT sources said that TEC recommendation for the new numbering plan had already been forwarded to the government for a final decision.
The telecom department had come up with a 30-year numbering plan in 2003 but the fast growth in the telecom subscriber base has forced the authority to relook into its policy and consider 11-digit numbering system.
“The infrastructure is ready and this should be implemented within two years,” one of the technical official said. Telecom operators said the new policy would not cause any technical problems.
The only two other countries to use 11-digit numbers are China, whose subscriber base of 624.16 million (as in January) is far ahead of India, and the UK, which uses it apparently for technical reasons as its subscriber base is much lower.
“The change, however, will be in the software only and it will not take more than a month to upgrade the changes,” the telecom official said.
BSNL Customers send sms “BT DCT” to 56700
ReplyDeleteVodafone Postpaid Customers send sms “Can CT” to 111
Vodafone Prepaid Customers send sms “Can CT” to 144
Bpl Postpaid Customers can dial *800# for any service request
Bpl Prepaid Customers can dial *555# for any service request
Reliance Mobile Customers send sms “unsubct” to 51234
Airtel Customers can call *678#
Te jo mithdi aankh maari,
ReplyDeleteMara haiya ma jhankaar vaagi;
Je shakya naa hoy eva ghanaa,
Svapnoni aas jaagi.
Te jo be mitha bol bolya,
Maara kaano ma sangeet vaagyu;
Dhime dhime taara vichaaro nu,
Maara jeevan ma pravaas jagyu.
Te jo maaro haath pakadyo,
Main maara mata-pita ni aangadi chodi;
Aakhu jeevan taari saathe rehva,
Main maara parivaar no saath chodyo.
Te jo maaro saath aapyo,
Maara svapno ne saacha padta main joya;
Pan saambhad… ek vaat che
J mane khoti laagti aavi.
Tu maaro ne hoon taari,
Prem che aatlo swarthi kem;
Mata-pita, parivaar no saath chodi,
Shu prem bani shake safal tu keh.
Aaje hu chhodu chu haath taro,
Na samjish k mein chodyo saath taro;
Aa maaro rasto ne pelo che taaro,
Have che taari malvaani vaat khoti.
To aaj pachi aapde malishu nahi,
Haan yaad to aapde ek bijaane karshu;
Aankh pan bheeni thai jashe maari
Yaad kari e mithdi aankh taari…!
Paade che saad tu mane roj khvaab ma,
ReplyDeleteTaro avaaj sambhalu cho hu kitaab ma;
Tari mahendi no rang maari ghazal ne sajaavashe,
Ekaad patra Tuy lakhe jo javaab ma.
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Ful cho pan kata no shangaar karu cho,
Jindagi che pan mot no swikar karu chu;
are! Jivan ma hu ek bhul vaaramvaar karu chu,
Maanvi chu ne maanvi ne pyaar karu chu.
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Ek Bhule gayo Bhutkal, Haji Vartamaan Baaki che;
Aato pawan ni laher hati, haji Tufaan baki che.
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Pidhu e haath nu paani, Ne Haath Mangu chu;
Bhale thaay Barbadi, Toy Jivanbhar no saath maango chu.
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jawaani e zara ma jai ne jindagi ne sago kidho che;
pyasa ne maanmohit kari ne bewafa e dago kidho che.
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Buddhi ne pan vahem thayo che,
Hu jaanu chu e kem thayo che;
kahu! Koine kahesho nahi ke,
paheli j najare prem thayo che.
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Maari ghazal che niche padela Gulabma;
Laakho milanni tako che haji pan hisab ma.
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Ketlaay varshe mali che tu he sakhi,
Me sajavi che taari maate ghazal ni paalkhi;
Tu samay ne le barabar paarkhi,
Etle j taaji shaayri che me lakhi.
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Vijalina zabkar ma suni, prit ni param vaani;
Aabh aakho thayu zalhala ne, Pruthvi thai pani pani.
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Adrashya rahi ne mara Rudan ma hata tame,
same malya to aavi gaya mara smit ma tame.
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Ful ne khushbu male, naav ne saagar male;
Aap jo Aavo to mara dil ne dilbar male.
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Aansu padya aankho maathi, tamne shi kadar?
tame todyu che dil maaru, eni shi khabar?
———–
Hu ichu chu chataa evi nirasha thai nathi shakti;
Milan taaru asanbhav che, e shraddha thai nathi shakti.
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mahobbat ane jagat vachhe nu sthal vicharu chu;
mara ane tara vachhe nu antar vicharu chu.
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kadi chinta kari lau chu, kadi chintan kari lau chu,
Jivanma em jivan nu hu sanshodhan kari lau chu;
mathu chu hu mathi ne bas hraday ma kathan kari lau chu,
visarjan thay jya prem nu, tya fari sarjan kari lau chu.
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Tu nathi to aa jagat Udas laage che,
Punam ni raatoy mujne aamas laage che;
Anu Anu ma jagatna nihalu chu tane,
nayan ni kiki ma pan taaro vaas laage che.
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E hraday te pan bhala kevo fasavyo che mane;
je nathi mara banya eno j banavyo che mane.
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have bas bahu thayu buddhi, Hu pagal thau to saaru,
Prem no samay aavyo che, Hu diwano thau to saaru.
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Hoi shake to eva maan ne marag hoi shake;
jene pagle ek majanu paangartu jag hoi shake.
Kanthastha gazalo Aaemne maari kari to chhe,
ReplyDeleteAane pasand chho hun nathi Shayari to chhe,
Maari ae kalpana hati ke visari maane
Kintu Aae matra bhram hato thai khatri maane.
Bhuli vaafa ni reet na bhuli mane
Lyo Aaena lagne ni mali kankotri maane.
Aashru(Tears) virah ni raat na khali(stop) shakyo nahi,
paachha nayan na noor ne vaali shakyo nahi,
hun jene kaaj aandh(blind) thayo roi roi ne,
Aae Aavya tyare aamne nihali shakyo nahi.
Dil na dard ne Aashru thi todi shakya nathi,
haiyu(Heart) paraspar aapni kholi shakya nahi,
Jaalim zamano beuni vaachche hato aaethi,
same malya ne kaipan boli shakya nahi,
Kshana Bhar na milan maa Aevu shu karyu
ke gaya tame, gai kshana
ne rahi gaaya padagha??
Nayan Ne bandh raakhi ne mein jyare tamne joya chhe,
tame chho aaena karta pan vadhare tamane joya chhe.
joto j rahyo bas hun tamne nirdosh tamanna jagi gayi,
man prem kuva ma dol thayu ne roop ni charcha jagi gayi.
jeevan ma dukh hoi to jeevan madira jaam thai jaay.
aa dil surahi ne nayan jaam thai jaay.
tuj nayan maa nihalu chhu saghali raaslila hun,
jo kiki raadha thai jay to kajal sham thai jaay.
kajal bharya nayan na kaaman mane gaame chhe,
karan nahi janavu karan maane gaame chhe.
sahej(slight) navra padya tyare lagyu aatlo dodvano koi aarth nathi,
jyaare dodata hata tyaare lagtu hatu ke koi mari jevu samarth nathi.
Aaje Pan Tamaari Aangadi Pakdi
ReplyDeleteHoon Chaalva Maangu Chu…
Nana Nana Hatho Thi
Tamari Angadi Pakdi Hoon Chaali Chu
Pan Aa Jagat Ni Chaal Thi
Haji Hoon Anjaan Chu
Maro Haath Tamara Haath Ma Mukine
Aa Chal Seekhva Maangu Chu
Aaje Pan Tamari Aangadi Pakadi
Hoon Chaalva Maangu Chu
Sara Sanskar , Su-vichar Aapya
Pan Anubhav Tamari Paase Rahi Gaya
Varshon Pachchi Je Made Che
Ae Anubhav Tamari Pase Rahi Gaya
Tamaaro Anubhav No Hoon
Laabh Leva Maangu Chu
Aaje Pan Tamari Aangadi Pakdi
Hoon Chaalva Maangu Chu
Dheema Dheema Pagla Dheerethi
Tej Thayee Jae
Balpan No Saath To
Dheemethi Chuti Jae
Tej Pagla Tamaara
Jojo Dheema Padi Jashe
Vrudha-vastha Tamane Pan
Dheerethi Aambi Jashe
Dheema Tamaara Pagla Ne
Gati Hoon Aapvaa Maangu Chu
Tamaaro Haath Pakadi Ne Tamanej
Hoon Chalaavva Maangu Chu.
ek hoi to chhupavu mareez
ReplyDeleteaa prem chhe tena purava hazaar chhe.
aashru virah ni raat na khali shakyo nahin
paacha nayan na noor ne vaali shakyo nahin
hun jene kaaj aandh thayo roi roi ne
ae aavya tyare eemne nihali shakyo nahin
Shant jarookhe vaat nirakhati roop ni raani joi hati
me ek shahzadi joi hati
eni haath ni mehandi hasti hati
eni aankh nu kajal hastu hatu
ek nanu sarkhu upvan jaane mausam joi vikastu hatu
ena smeet ma sau sau geet hata
eni chupakidi sangeet hati
ene padchhaya ni hati lagan
ene pagraav sathe preet hati
Yaadai’n jaag jati hyn
ReplyDeleteBarisho’n k mausam main
Har ghari satati hyn
Barisho’n k mausam main
Shaambhi kisi surat
Chain se nahi kat’ti
Subhai’n bhi satati hyn
Barisho’n k mausam main
Zehen k jharokey main
Jab koi sada ubhrey
Aankhai’n bheeg jati hyn
Baarisho’n k mausam main
posted in Ghazal SMS, Rainy day SMS
HAPPY WINTER MOONSOON
Rain is not only drops of water.
It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth.
They never meet each other but send LOVE this way.
Enjoy the LOVE of nature.
HAPPY WINTER MOONSOON.
posted in Rainy day SMS
Happy first rain of winter
The Taste Of Oranges
The Walk In Frost
The Golden Sunlight
The Beauty Of Autumn Colors
The Magic Of Wet Red Leaves
“Happy first rain of winter”
posted in Rainy day SMS
Promise me we R true friends
Promise me we R true friends:
I’m lamp, U’r light.
I’m coke, U’r Sprite.
I’m (sawan)rain, U’r badal.
I’m normal, U’r pagal.
posted in Rainy day SMS
Barishun se adab-e-mohabbat
in barisho se adab-e-mohobbat seekho faraz,
agar ye ruth b jayen to barasti bohot hian
posted in Rainy day SMS
Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain
Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,
aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain,
Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k,
bari dair say dil mein thehray hain,
posted in Poetry SMS, Rainy day SMS
Aaj halki halki baarish hay
Aaj halki halki baarish hay,
aaj sard hawa ka raqs bhi hay,
Aaj phool bhi nikhray nikhray hain,
aaj un main tumhara aks bhi hay,
Teacher:
ReplyDeletemain ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he
Studnt
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..:
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Khali jaga pur karo
Category: Student SMS | Total views: 41 | characters: 306
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Master:
Khali jaga pur karo..
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900 chohay kha kar Billi___chali..
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Shagird: 900 chohay kha kr Billi Matak Matak kr chali..
.
Master(Ghusse se)
Kharay ho jao, mazak krty ho?
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Shagird: Sir ye B mene ap ka dil rkhne k liye keh dia warna
900 chohay kha kr Billi chal to kya Hil b nhi sakti…..!
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Govt.School K Bachy
Category: Funny SMS, Student SMS | Total views: 14 | characters: 162
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Govt.School K Bachy Kisi Ko Ghaseet K school Le Ja rahy Thy.
1 Buzurg : Bachon! IsKo Chor Do Ye Khud School Ayega
Bachy: Baba Ye Shagird Nhi Hamary Ustad Hen!
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What about ur result?
Category: Exam SMS, Student SMS | Total views: 10 | characters: 321
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Father: What about ur result?
Son:Wo headmster sb ka beta fail hy.
Father:What about u,
Son:Wo Dr.sab ka beta b fail hai.
Father:N whats your result.?
Son:Wo Profsr sab ka beta b fail hy,
Father:U idiot,
i m asking about urs…
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?
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Son:Tum baray Allama iqbal ho jo tmhara beta pass hoga..
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Hum Main Hai Bohat Dum
Category: Funny SMS, Student SMS | Total views: 22 | characters: 361
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Lagta Tha Hamain Ke Hum Main Hai Bohat Dum
To Karnay Chal Paray doctry Hum
Laga Hum Ko Ye Ke Hongay Apnay Bharam
Magar Ullta Pargaye Tension Main Hum
Kardia semistrz Ne Naak Main Dum
Giraanay Lagay Roz Naye Naye Tensions Ke Bum
Khuda Se Karo Baytuk
Dua-E-Reham
Kahin Hum Parhtay Parhtay Ho Na Jain Khatam
Bus Yaar
Kahani Khatam.!.!.:-)
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Sardarji takes a Flight to Singapore and he is Seated next to An Englishman.
ReplyDelete.
Sardarji open his Tiffin and Serves himself a Roti.
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ENGLISHMAN: What is This?
Sardarji: Bread India
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Sardarji then opens the Box of Jalebi.
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ENGLISHMAN: What is This?
Sardarji: Sweet India
.
With all the food he Hogged on, Sardarji lets out a huge Fart!
The Englishman is Offended and in Shock Asks.
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ENGLISHMAN: What Was That?
Sardarji: Air India
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UnderTaker a gya hai
Category: Latest SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 44 | characters: 173
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1 Srdar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai
‘Tannn’
Ar itefaq se light b chali gai sardar dr k bola,
.
”Oye Bhago!
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.
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UnderTaker a gya hai”
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tmhara baap tailor hy
Category: Latest SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 42 | characters: 165
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Srdar
Tm ko shrm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phti hy,
.
Pathan
Shrm to tm ko ni ati tmhara baap dentist h or tmhara bhai bina dant k paida huwa!
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Sardar’s essay on “Indian cow”
Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 782 | characters: 324
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Sardar’s essay on “Indian cow”
please read at ur own risk
u may forget ur english by d time u finish reading this!
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“he is d cow. He has got four legs together.
Two r forward n two afterwards.
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sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi
Category: Funny SMS, Sardar SMS | Total views: 1,272 | characters: 442
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1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang
akr usy kahi chor aya.
gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.
sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k
aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.
sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo
bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya.
wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.
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Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
ReplyDeleteTumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
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Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai?
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Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun
Category: Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 105 | characters: 145
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SANTA: “I Love U”
Means Kya Hota H?
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GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun
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SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi “Pagli”
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Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li
Category: Naughty SMS, Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 196 | characters: 198
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Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.”
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Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?”
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Santa: “Ghanta, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”
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BAAP ko gaali
Category: Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 140 | characters: 137
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Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..
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Santa n Banta Dog
Category: Santa Banta SMS | Total views: 72 | characters: 123
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Santa: So,
you are distantly related to the family next door,
are you?
Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog’s brother.
Kaise batayein aur kis ko batayein
ReplyDeleteKe kaisi thee woh muskurahatein
Jin mein zindagi ke ujaalay thay
Kaisi thee woh nighaaein
Jo is dil ko cho leti thee
Kaisi thee woh khamosheyaan
Jo kahaaneyaan sunaatii thee
Kaise thay woh haath
Jo ab in haathoon mein nahain
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Jab wo samney aati hai
Category: Romantic SMS, Urdu Poetry SMS | Total views: 58 | characters: 162
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Sansein ruk jati hein
Ankhein jhuk jati hein
.
Jab wo samney aati hai
.
Dahrkanon mein bas jati hai
Sanson mein rach jati hai
.
Jab wo samney aati hai !!
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Mar Jana Muqaddar Hai
Category: Cool/Decent SMS, Romantic SMS, Urdu Poetry SMS | Total views: 52 | characters: 124
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Kaha Us Ny,
K Akhir Tum,
Bhula Do Gy Mujhy Aik Din…?
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Kaha Main Ny,
Karon Main Kia,
K Mar Jana Muqaddar Hai…!!
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Kaash me aisi ghzal likhun tri yad me
Category: Love SMS, Romantic SMS, Urdu Poetry SMS | Total views: 46 | characters: 161
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Kaash me aisi ghzal likhun tri yad me,
tra aks numaya ho her alfaz me,
tre liye aise moti sajaon alfazo ki sorat me
jis ka na zikr ho kisi kitab mein…
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Chalo pyar karey itna
Category: Ghazal SMS, Romantic SMS | Total views: 16 | characters: 457
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Chalo pyar karey itna
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k ye chaand taarey hmare pyar ki gawahi de
k aaj ki raat adhuri guzarney na paaey
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Chalo pyar karey itna
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k ye shabnami raat yunhi tham jaey
sar se le kr paaun tk ek dujey k nashey main doob jaey
na tmhe apni hosh ho na mjhey
Chalo na pyaar krtey jaaey…
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k hamarey lazzat-e-hont hamarey badan per Nishaaan chhor de
aur kurbat main nikla aankho ka paani, hamare milan ki nishani ban jaey
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Chalo na pyar karey itna
If You Are Genius To Reply Karo
ReplyDelete.
Wo Kya Cheez Hai Jo
Masjid K Andar Ho To Halal
Or
Agar Masjid Se Bahar Ho To Haram Hai?
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It’s Challenge For You
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A woman shoots her husband
Category: English SMS, Riddle SMS | Total views: 159 | characters: 284
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A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.
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How can this be?
click here to answer ..!
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A Challenge for u 2 Rearrange D Following Words
Category: Riddle SMS | Total views: 288 | characters: 172
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A Challenge for u 2 Rearrange D Following Words:
Karnemd (place)
Laebaba (bird)
Sondelo (food)
Peoahygrg (subject)
Rabe (animal)
r u genius?
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Reply me must
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1 1 1 =6 , 2 2 2 =6, 3 3 3 =6
Category: Riddle SMS | Total views: 711 | characters: 423
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Solve this math Riddle
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0 0 0 = 6
1 1 1 = 6
2 2 2 = 6
3 3 3 = 6
4 4 4 = 6
5 5 5 = 6
6 6 6 = 6
7 7 7 = 6
8 8 8 = 6
9 9 9 = 6
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You can insert everything but numbers, and you can’t change everything. I’m pretty sure you can only insert on the left side of the equal-symbol.
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Bap ny apni beti ko gift de kr bola
Category: Latest SMS, Riddle SMS | Total views: 2,667 | characters: 167
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Ek swal?
Bap ny apni beti ko gift de kr bola
k bhook lgy to kha lena,
pyas lgy to pi lena our srdi lgy to aag lga dena! btao wo kon c cheez hy!?Itz Challenge 4 u.
Kitni Jaldi ye Arman Guzr jatä hy
ReplyDeletePyas lagti nhi Iftar Guzr jata hy
Hum Gunahgaro ki Magfirat kr mere ALLAH
Ibadät hoti nhi Or Ramzan guzar jata hy.
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My Shetan Friends
Category: Ramadan SMS | Total views: 66 | characters: 137
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Dhuz
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Dhuz
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Dhuz
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Dhuz
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RamaDan KahTam
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Happy Independence Day
To All My Shetan Friends … =P
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Dhan Tana ..
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pathan pehle roze ko
Category: Pathan SMS, Ramadan SMS | Total views: 40 | characters: 164
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1 pathan pehle roze ko masjid me naat prhne gya
sub logo ne ose bht mara!
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Kyun?
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Q k pehle hi roze me naat prh raha tha
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“Alvidah Alvidah mahe Ramzan
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Mah e Ramzan ab
Category: Ramadan SMS | Total views: 56 | characters: 292
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Khalqt e KHUDA aj rone ko ha
Mah e Ramzan ab juda hone ko ha
Socho zra kia khoya kia paya hum ne
Kia apne RAB ko manaya hum ne
kia jane ub naseb ma yeh mah ho ya na ho
Us ki rehmat ka kia faida uthaya hum ne
Ab hone se ashk bar kia faida
Jab bab e rehmat bnd hone ko ha.
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Safar may Roza maaf hy
Category: Faraz SMS, Ramadan SMS | Total views: 53 | characters: 134
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Zindagi aik safar hy
“FARAZ”…
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Or
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Safar may Roza maaf hy…;)
“Haaji Faraz”…;)
U..I
Bhutto Ka Farmaan:
ReplyDeleteRoti, Kapra Aur Makaan.
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Zardari Ka Elaan:
Goli, Kafan
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Aur
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Seedha Qabrustaan.
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Hungry Dog
Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 124 | characters: 163
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“HUNGRY DOG”
Once upon a time, there was Dog
he was very hungry
He run here and there in search of food.suddenly he found
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PAKISTAN…
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Han wohi wohi.
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Bari ayee…. Benazir
Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS, Wife SMS | Total views: 93 | characters: 145
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Wife to husband: “Tum mujhay maar kar mera sab kuch harrap karna chahtay ho.”
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Husband : Chal,
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Bari ayee….
Benazir…..
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Lalchi kuttey par kahani
Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 48 | characters: 96
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Teacher: Lalchi kuttey par kahani likho
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Student: miss kyn jail bhijwana chahti hain..
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Bheek Maangna Q sikha rahe Hain
Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS, Student SMS | Total views: 45 | characters: 166
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Headmaster: Aap Bacho Ko Bheek Maangna Q sikha rahe Hain?
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Teacher: Shayed In Bacho Mein Se b Koi
Pakistan Ka Sadar Ban Jaaye… ;->
samj tu gaye hoge papu.. =P
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Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain
Category: Funny SMS, Politics SMS | Total views: 722 | characters: 206
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Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ?
Pathan
Ans. Mard
Q k Mardon Main
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Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa…
ReplyDelete.
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Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 “Cow”
Zibah Kardi..;-)!
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Pathan 1 chaku pani ma ubal rha tha
Category: Funny SMS, Latest SMS, Pathan SMS | Total views: 30 | characters: 160
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Pathan 1 chaku pani ma ubal rha tha
2nd pathan:ye chaku kyu ubal rhe ho?
1st:khudkushi krni ha.2nd:to chaku kyu ubal rhe ho.
1st:kahein infection na hojae..
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humare pait main gas hai
Category: Funny SMS, Pathan SMS | Total views: 26 | characters: 152
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Aik pathan doosre se:
O yara humare pait main gas hai..
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Doosra pathan:
Khuda ka shukar hy k petrol nahi hay
warna america qabza kr leta..!:-)
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Khan 2 Frnd
Category: Pathan SMS | Total views: 18 | characters: 314
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Khan 2 Frnd: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai, us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hai
Khan:Wo jis ki muchen hai
Frnd:Muchen to sb ki hai
Khan:Wo jis k sfed kpre hai
Frnd:Wo to sb k sfed hai
Pathan ne gusay me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh gaya hai,os ko hum nai ch0rega.”Æ”
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Pathan ki taang me gehra cut
Category: Funny SMS, Pathan SMS | Total views: 98 | characters: 172
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Pathan ki taang me gehra cut lag gaya
Nurse :Is me 10 tankey lagenge
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Pathan : kitna kharcha hoga
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Nurse :3000
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Pathan:tanka lagwana he
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Karhai nhi karwani..
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Pathan k kandhe per Tota
Category: Funny SMS, Pathan SMS | Total views: 16 | characters: 161
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ik “PATHAN” apney kaandhay
pe “TOTA” bitha kr ja rha tha,
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rastey mei 1 admi ne rok k pucha,
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bhai ye konsa janwar hy,
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“TOTA” bola ”
PATHAN” hy yarr
Munna bhai:
ReplyDeleteYeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hain?
Circuit:
Bolay to patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……
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American President
Category: Funny SMS, Munna Bhai SMS | Total views: 158 | characters: 163
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Circuit:
Bhai, American President Kahan Rehta Hy?
Munna: Dhobighaat Pe,
Circuit: Dhobighaat Bolay Tu . . . ?
Munna:
English Me Bolay Tu
“Washing Town”
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Impact of Movies
Category: Munna Bhai SMS | Total views: 80 | characters: 142
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Impact of Movies:
Teacher – Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student- He is the one who helped MunnaBhai to impress his girlfriend!
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Duniya Mein Bole To!
Category: Munna Bhai SMS | Total views: 233 | characters: 224
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Duniya Me Sirf 7 Chiz Famous Hai
Bole To 7 Wonders
1 Apun
2 Apunka Dil
3 Apunka Style
4 Apunka Smile
5 Apunka Mobile
6 Apunka SMS
7 Aur Apun Ka Dost Bole To Tum.
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Papar aur jhapar main farak
Category: Munna Bhai SMS | Total views: 107 | characters: 149
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CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.